Take Our Quiz to Find Gear for Your Rowdy Kid!

Welcome parents, grandparents, siblings, and chosen family members of WILD LITTLE ONES! If you're here, we're guessing you've got a free spirit bopping around your world even as we speak. 

A rowdy child will keep you on your toes that's for sure. They're full of boundless energy and have a flair for the dramatic like your own personal Martin Short delivering one-liners around the house. We say, embrace the chaos (while you hold on for dear life). That's why we created the "Rowdy Kids Collection" to proudly let everyone know you've got a tiny boss coming through. 

Take the quiz below to help you decide which of our "Rowdy Collection" is perfect for the rambunctious youngster in your life. 


Rowdy Collection | Kids' Apparel, Clothing, Accessories

Does your child wake up with more energy than a caffeinated squirrel on a skateboard?

a) Every morning
b) Most mornings
c) One morning is too many
d) All the mornings 

You might need the ROWDY HAT to warn the locals they're coming! 



Rowdy Collection | Kids' Apparel, Clothing, Accessories

When you ask your child to get dressed, do they take it as an opportunity to stage a wrestling match with you and their clothes?

a) Every time
b) Often enough
c) Now and then
d) Yes, send help


Minimize the amount of fabric you have to get on those arms with a ROWDY TEE!


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Does your child's idea of a quiet indoor game involve attempting to reenact scenes from a superhero movie, complete with makeshift capes and sound effects?

a) Always
b) Frequently
c) Only on days ending in "y"
d) Take 79 ... ACTION!

Put 'em in a ROWDY SWEATSHIRT and send 'em outside!



Rowdy Collection | Kids' Apparel, Clothing, Accessories

When it's time to tidy up, does your child's room look like a tornado just passed through?

a) Consistently
b) Quite often
c) More than I'd like
d) Dunno, I refuse to go in there

Put a ROWDY STICKER on the door to alert outsiders!



Rowdy Collection | Kids' Apparel, Clothing, Accessories

How often does your child decide that mealtime is the perfect occasion for a surprise interpretive dance performance?

a) On the regular
b) Constantly
c) All the time
d) Seriously, everything we own is covered in food!

Grab a second ROWDY TEE or SWEATSHIRT for when they knock spaghetti sauce all over the first one. 


Does your child manage to sneak in one last hug or kiss no matter how many times you say goodnight?

a) Without fail
b) All the time
c) Now and then
d) Not often enough

    Congratulations, you got yourself a rowdy but sweet one! 

    We've got you covered for kids' clothes, toddler clothes, boys' clothes, girls' clothes, cool graphic tees to let their personality be known.

    Rowdy Collection | Kids' Clothing & Apparel

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